Working up a sweat

So much quality, so little time. But everything has to end eventually.

Here's the LAST DEF STAR wallpaper. So hold it extra long in your tender arms.

Get the "DEF STAR: Palpatine" wallpaper here.

That's what she said.

Until next time...

¡Paper!

DEF STAR 2, Behancing

Whoops! I joined Behance... how did that happen? I must have accidentally pressed the "Excellence" key on my keyboard.

So, while you're not checking that out, here's the second DEF STAR wallpaper: Darth Vader.

Get the "DEF STAR: Vader" wallpaper here.

Always delivering, mofos. Always delivering.

Until next time...

¡Paper!

Celebrate Star Wars day

What's that? Do more Star Wars art? Well, it's your lucky day.

This fake holiday is the perfect day to kick off a new series of Star Wars wallpapers. Enjoy...

DEF STAR 1/3: STORM TROOPER!!!

Get the "DEF STAR: Trooper" wallpaper here.

Come back tomorrow and other tomorrow to get the other two in this series.

Until next time...

¡Paper!

More feelings

Mostly anger and betrayal right now...

Guess what Juicyfruit? Tutti and Fruiti are NOT two separate flavors.The next time you say that a pack of gum contains two FLAVORS, try to remember that flavor and color are two very different things - unless you're a package of Fun Pops.

Are you a package of Fun Pops, Juicyfruit? No, you are gum. That is why I bought you. But I also bought you because you claimed to contain two delicious flavors. If you weren't such a liar, we wouldn't even be having this fight.

Ok, now that that's out of the way, we can get down to some news.

DROID FEELINGS: SERIES DOS!!!!!!!

Get the "Gonk Droid Feelings" wallpaper here.

Get the "R5D4 Feelings" wallpaper here.

Get the "IG-88 Feelings" wallpaper here.

Get the "C-3PO Feelings" wallpaper here.

I was going to call it "Series Sexcellent", but series two was shorter. That's it! Eight sexy Star Wars wallpapers. Now ask nothing more of me. You can also download all of the wallpapers HERE.

Until next time...

¡Paper!

Droid Feelings

I swear I'm going to talk about something interesting soon, but until soon happens, you'll just have to be happy with this mound of sexy art.

Eff bomb! New series!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!1!1111!1!!!!!!

These are the droids you're looking for! Express your feeble human emotions with these new wallpapers from Paperbeatsscissors.

If you'd rather download the pack of four, checkum out here.

Get the "Probe Droid Feelings" wallpaper here.

Get the "Battle Droid Feelings" wallpaper here.

Get the "R2D2 Feelings" wallpaper here.

Get the "MSE-6 Feelings" wallpaper here.

Until next time...