Friday, November 26, 2010
Monday, November 22, 2010
Some things you might not have done
Like... vote on this tee shirt.
Or check out some music from my band HAIRCUT.
Listen at myspace.com/thisishaircut
Ok, that's all. Go about your business.
Until next time...
Or check out some music from my band HAIRCUT.
Listen at myspace.com/thisishaircut
Ok, that's all. Go about your business.
Until next time...
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
A potential future of non-nudity
Just click that link down there. Don't ask questions. CLICK IT. Quick, your time to make the future better is now.
I know you might be worried that if you give this design a high score, you might accidentally be supporting future super-robots that will try to take over the world and enslave mankind. I know, I worry about that too, but you shouldn't let that stand in the way of your happiness NOW.
As added incentive, here's a delicious desktop wallpaper version of the design for you, the faithful reader.
Not only will this wallpaper make your computer look amazing, it is almost definitely not carrying a secret virus woven intricately into the pixels designed to someday allow a powerful robotic consciousness access to your most secret of secrets.
HAHA! Why would that even matter? Clearly, it is a fallacy. I, as always, am hilarious.
Until next time...
I know you might be worried that if you give this design a high score, you might accidentally be supporting future super-robots that will try to take over the world and enslave mankind. I know, I worry about that too, but you shouldn't let that stand in the way of your happiness NOW.
As added incentive, here's a delicious desktop wallpaper version of the design for you, the faithful reader.
Not only will this wallpaper make your computer look amazing, it is almost definitely not carrying a secret virus woven intricately into the pixels designed to someday allow a powerful robotic consciousness access to your most secret of secrets.
HAHA! Why would that even matter? Clearly, it is a fallacy. I, as always, am hilarious.
Until next time...
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
New news, that is also late!
Yes, this news is new. It's lateness, however, is old. Almost three weeks old in fact.
I'm sorry. I can't help it that I'm very busy creating excellence with every magical breath I take. The updates you see in this blog are the only physical evidence of my very short breaks in a daily schedule that consists of sketching, Internet, fighting wizards, feeding orphans, more sketching, work, rocking babies, and loving America. If doing all that is wrong, then I don't want to be right.
Also, why do you hate America and babies?
Anyway, here's the news:
YES! The Most Excellent and Revered KYOUTAN TOCHI tee is now available to buy. Buy it now, and feel its ancient voodoo wrapping your torso in a soft, fluffy layer of enchantment.
Shirt features:
How could you not want this shirt? Are you stupid? You might not think so, but if you find yourself without the unbearable urge to buy a Kyoutan Tochi tee, you may, at the very least, have some stupid trapped in your brain.
You might want to take care of that now, because the longer it's in there, the bigger it's going to get. Pretty soon you'll have to find some scientists you can shrink down, put in a tiny submarine, and inject directly into your fatty tissue so they can go find the source and laZer it out.
Plus, you don't want to have to worry about them bumping into something important while they're in there, and for the rest of your life every time someone says the word "broccoli" you pee your pants.
Wouldn't just buying a tee be much easier? I think so.
Until next time,
I'm sorry. I can't help it that I'm very busy creating excellence with every magical breath I take. The updates you see in this blog are the only physical evidence of my very short breaks in a daily schedule that consists of sketching, Internet, fighting wizards, feeding orphans, more sketching, work, rocking babies, and loving America. If doing all that is wrong, then I don't want to be right.
Also, why do you hate America and babies?
Anyway, here's the news:
YES! The Most Excellent and Revered KYOUTAN TOCHI tee is now available to buy. Buy it now, and feel its ancient voodoo wrapping your torso in a soft, fluffy layer of enchantment.
Shirt features:
- Tradition: Imagine you were eating Ramen Noodles while riding Godzilla, dressed as a Sailor Moon character and wearing a Samurai helmet when you get a call on your Gatchaman wristwatch and find out you've just won ten jillion yen. This shirt is still better.
- Loveable Characters: Alice and the Cheshire Cat, but not boring anymore.
- Possible Magic Powers?: I think I accidentally trapped the spirit of a Ronin in a few of these shirts, so they may or may not have the secret urge to avenge the death of their master.
How could you not want this shirt? Are you stupid? You might not think so, but if you find yourself without the unbearable urge to buy a Kyoutan Tochi tee, you may, at the very least, have some stupid trapped in your brain.
You might want to take care of that now, because the longer it's in there, the bigger it's going to get. Pretty soon you'll have to find some scientists you can shrink down, put in a tiny submarine, and inject directly into your fatty tissue so they can go find the source and laZer it out.
Plus, you don't want to have to worry about them bumping into something important while they're in there, and for the rest of your life every time someone says the word "broccoli" you pee your pants.
Wouldn't just buying a tee be much easier? I think so.
Until next time,
Friday, November 5, 2010
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