Blogsclusive: Blue Bomber Desktop!

I went through all the trouble to make this Megaman wallpaper, and now I don't even like it that much.

POOPY! PEE-PEE! POTTY-DOO-DOO!

Here's a secret tip: At Paperbeatsscissors, we don't waste bad artwork. We replace the word "bad" with the word "exclusive". See? You already feel better! You're not sadly picking up half-chewed scraps from the mighty table of my brain - you're getting something special... look, I even carved your name in it! Yeah, well, it's on the back. It doesn't matter anyway. What does matter is, I made it for you. I made it for you while I was composing sonnets in my head about how sexy you are... or at least how sexy I wish you were. Something like this:

Beautiful blabbering babcock,
I bestow on you this bodaciously badnificent bauble:
Bask in it's bonerocity
And begone

Oh man... Like a shining unicorn tear.

Get the "Blue Bomber" wallpaper here.

Until next time...

¡Paper!

Blogsclusive!

I know I have some loyal readers, but guess what? Internet has told me that some of you are MORE loyal than other readers. That's right! Surprise, mofos! I can see you! Apparently, some of you care more about excellence than others... and apparently most of those people are Londish.

What's your deal, America? I've always been good to you, and you betray me now? You would turn away your OWN CHILD? The one who suckled on your teets of freedom and justice, respectively? How could you? Let me just tell you, you're missing out. Overall you're missing out, but today, you're missing even outer. That's because I'm starting a new series of BLOGSCLUSIVE posts! Wooo! These posts are going to be filled with so much sexy cream you won't even believe it, and you won't find any of this stuff on the website. That's right, blog buddies only.

Here are a few Blogsclusive wallpapers for you to download. A few quick Mighty Boosh wallpapers I made a few days ago, but we're going to pretend I planned to make these as a reward to my readers across the pond.

Enjoy.

Get the "This Is Good" wallpaper here.

Get the "Blood From A Cat's Face" wallpaper here.

Get the "Peppermint Nightmare" wallpaper here.

Until next time...