Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Attention Slack-Jawed Shut-ins:

It's time to shift slightly in your chair, scratch your inner thigh, and turn your red-rimmed eyes to a sunnier horizon. Namely, this one:

"Oh Em Eff Gee bro! A totally tasty piece of art for my eyes to fondle!! This is the best day ever!!!!"

I don't want to hurt your head or anything, but your day is about to get way better. By using your special powers of "your parents' internet" and "half-hearted mouse clicking" you can turn this art into clothes.

Just go to the Threadless Muppet Challenge and vote the bejeezus out of my design. That's all you have to do. What do I ever ask of you? I'm sorry if I ask you if you're comfortable too much. I'm sorry if I bother you with my constant love. All I ever wanted was for you to know that you're special. I'll make you a deal: Go work your finger magic and I'll never speak to you again. I thinks that's a train we can all ride on.


Until next time...


Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Exercise, slacking, exercise

No posts, then, today, a post. It's a good month.

So, since I've been busy with much website building, I've had to slim and trim my art production slightly. I'm taking the time to start a (hopefully) ongoing exercise called Two Random Words. I know what you're thinking... what could this POSSIBLY be about?

Well, it's simple. Two words. One sketch. NO EXCUSES.

I jest. If you've been reading this blog for any length of time, you know that it is full of delicious, meaty excuses. And I'm sure there will be many more. Especially since the idea here is to create one sketch EVERY DAY. HOLY CRAP. I'm already feeling sleepy and getting a strong urge to go watch the X-Files for 4 hours. I guess I'll just have to use this blog to keep me accountable...

Man, I'm on a roll today.

Here are the past two days of Two Random Words, since I couldn't be bothered to post anything yesterday.



Until next time...


Thursday, June 2, 2011

Is this thing on?

Looks like Blogger finally got their act together and let me log in to my blog. I have to pretend I'm mad, and not secretly happy, that they gave me an excuse to not post anything for a week. BUT, your patience paid off, because you get a bonus color choice for a wallpaper I already posted.

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Get the "God Made Me Do It" wallpaper here.

If you want the BLUE VERSION, go get it.

Until next time...


Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Makin' it happen

Yeah it's been a little slow around here lately, but there are always some sexy buns in this art oven and, as always, the faithful will be rewarded. Sort of like these guys.

Actually, almost exactly like those guys...

Rapture joke? ✓

But I'm back on track and crackin' so expect to see a few new things popping up soon. Well, don't "expect" per say... Maybe just "secretly long for". I think that's something we can both work with.

Today, on the other hand, you can expect. Mostly because it's already here. Boom, promise fulfilled.

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Get the "Goonies" wallpaper here.

Until next time...