Makin' it happen

Yeah it's been a little slow around here lately, but there are always some sexy buns in this art oven and, as always, the faithful will be rewarded. Sort of like these guys.

Actually, almost exactly like those guys...

Rapture joke? ✓

But I'm back on track and crackin' so expect to see a few new things popping up soon. Well, don't "expect" per say... Maybe just "secretly long for". I think that's something we can both work with.

Today, on the other hand, you can expect. Mostly because it's already here. Boom, promise fulfilled.

Get the "Goonies" wallpaper here.

Until next time...

¡Paper!

Art

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The Wire, honeypants

Last weekend I went to Artsfest, which is like an art circus, with corn. There are lots of booths of mostly terrible art, some good art, and lots of food. One of the booths every year is a place that sells organic honey, and they have these magical things called Honey Stix; honey, mixed with other delicious flavors, in a little pixie stick casing. Knowing they were delicious, I bought three and, like a clever badger, I put one in my pocket for later.

Unfortunately for my new-ish pants, I then spent four hours sitting in a coffee shop working on a website. I got up to leave and my spider sense started tingling. "Wait," I said, out loud, to myself, "my butt feels slightly more stickier than usual!" And, upon inserting my hand into my back pocket, I did in fact discover that I had been honeypants'ed.

Then I went home and watched The Wire! Oh, and also made this wallpaper.

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I want to Google honeypants, but I'm a little scared of what will come up. Oh well, maybe another day.

Until next time...

¡Paper!

Nerd break

Or rather, a break from being a nerd.

This is actual regular art. I know, it's weird for me to not be wasting my time drawing video game characters or ANOTHER Star Wars thing, but I gotta make them Benjamins somehow.



Detail



Fresh new art coming soon! You won't have to suffer through all this boring stuff too much longer.

Until next time...

¡Paper!

Working up a sweat

So much quality, so little time. But everything has to end eventually.

Here's the LAST DEF STAR wallpaper. So hold it extra long in your tender arms.

Get the "DEF STAR: Palpatine" wallpaper here.

That's what she said.

Until next time...

¡Paper!

DEF STAR 2, Behancing

Whoops! I joined Behance... how did that happen? I must have accidentally pressed the "Excellence" key on my keyboard.

So, while you're not checking that out, here's the second DEF STAR wallpaper: Darth Vader.

Get the "DEF STAR: Vader" wallpaper here.

Always delivering, mofos. Always delivering.

Until next time...

¡Paper!

Celebrate Star Wars day

What's that? Do more Star Wars art? Well, it's your lucky day.

This fake holiday is the perfect day to kick off a new series of Star Wars wallpapers. Enjoy...

DEF STAR 1/3: STORM TROOPER!!!

Get the "DEF STAR: Trooper" wallpaper here.

Come back tomorrow and other tomorrow to get the other two in this series.

Until next time...

¡Paper!

White Stripes, other things

Hey! There's another stupid pixel art on TUMBLR. I can't remember who told me about it..... oh wait, yes I can... Bruce "The Batman" Wayne. Maybe you've heard of him.



Ok, it's kind of hard to tell in that picture, but his lips are saying "Go to TUMBLRRRR and look at sexy pixel art."

Yeah Batman. Now I know why you're the world's greatest detective.

BONUS:
Haha, I tricked you! You were all, "The title of this post was very misleading, as it is less about white stripes of any kind, and more about Batman and terrible pixel art." Hey, guess what over-the-shoulder reading mom? Sometimes people like a little suspense. Maybe you need to learn a little patience.

Get the "White Stripes" wallpaper here.

Until next time...

¡Paper!

Rarities, oddities, afternoon teas

Happy 70th post! Oh, wait, you weren't celebrating? Well, that's why we're not friends anymore.

Completely unrelated to the celebration I was having BY MYSELF, here are a few new art pieces based around the idea of a robot manatee.

"That's the best idea you've ever had!!! I am in love with you, and, also, I feel the strong urge to give you large piles of money!"

You're only saying that because you can't see all the nearly one billion and twelve OTHER brilliant ideas that I have chilling together in a hot tub in my brain right now... and because sometimes you say things that I think we all know aren't true. It's time to get help. We all went along with it when you said that one penguin at the zoo was staring at you with "weird" eyes because we felt sorry for you, and also because it was funny. Even though your social disorders are kind of funny, it's time to stop the lies.

Try looking at this truthful manatee art.



I couldn't decide between two styles, so here is a BONUS wallpaper featuring a more different robot manatee.

Get the "Megamanatee" wallpaper here.

Yeah baby.

Until next time...

¡Paper!