Happy 15

To ring in the new year, you can have some real, actual, paperbeatsscissors NEWS. I know... it's kind of weird to start the year with facts and truth, but it was really my only option. Mainly because I was up late last night and I don't feel like writing anything.

Excellence! Excellence in everything!

Paperbeatsscissors came in SECOND in a sticker design contest hosted by Abduzeedo and Sticker Robot. Obviously, everyone was outraged that it wasn't first place, but in the spirit of Goodwill, and also the Salvation Army, I decided to let it slide. Here's the winning design:



Also you can check the post here, and express your rapidly multiplying outrage.

Until next time...

Last post of pre-2011

So hurry up and take advantage of these sweet 2010 wallpapers. Oh, and also, have a happy new year.

Get the "Sticky Duck" wallpaper here.

Get the "Hide Yo Kids" wallpaper here.

Until next time...

Happy Blogday

The Paperbeatsscissors blog is one year old today!

Oh man, did we have some times! We've had adventures. We've felt the gentle and elegant touch of Internet. We rode toward our collective destinies on wings made of the bitter tears shed by those who are not as cool as us. We sold a tee shirt. We gave away like... a buttload. And maybe.... just maybe, we all learned a little bit about ourselves.

So here's to another year made of sexcellence and phresh-to-deathness. To celebrate, here's a little gift for you. That's right, a gift for you, on my blogday. That's just the kind of person I am.



"Aquatic Life" Mac icon set. Download the matching desktop wallpaper and show the world that you are a lover of fine cinema and bearded sailors.

Until next time...

Website updated, more love available.

The Paperbeatsscissors.com website has been updated, which means you have no more excuses for not telling every living person you know to go there.

Check out the new downloads page, where all of the swass free wallpeppers I've made are all available for you to download. Look at them! Aren't they cute? All in a row, like some little ducklings. Ducklings made of excellence.

Speaking of which!

Get the "Aquatic Life" wallpaper here.

Since I'm white, young, and artsy, I'm sort of cosmically obligated to enjoy Wes Anderson movies, so here is a little wallpaper for all you other young urban hipsters. Hop on your fixie and tell the world!

Until next time...

Guess what...

Here's what's up.

Get the "Keep On Grindin" wallpaper here.

Some things you might not have done

Like... vote on this tee shirt.



Or check out some music from my band HAIRCUT.

Listen at myspace.com/thisishaircut

Ok, that's all. Go about your business.

Until next time...

A potential future of non-nudity

Just click that link down there. Don't ask questions. CLICK IT. Quick, your time to make the future better is now.



I know you might be worried that if you give this design a high score, you might accidentally be supporting future super-robots that will try to take over the world and enslave mankind. I know, I worry about that too, but you shouldn't let that stand in the way of your happiness NOW.

As added incentive, here's a delicious desktop wallpaper version of the design for you, the faithful reader.

Get the "Sorry Dave" wallpaper here.

Not only will this wallpaper make your computer look amazing, it is almost definitely not carrying a secret virus woven intricately into the pixels designed to someday allow a powerful robotic consciousness access to your most secret of secrets.

HAHA! Why would that even matter? Clearly, it is a fallacy. I, as always, am hilarious.

Until next time...