Attention Slack-Jawed Shut-ins:

It's time to shift slightly in your chair, scratch your inner thigh, and turn your red-rimmed eyes to a sunnier horizon. Namely, this one:



"Oh Em Eff Gee bro! A totally tasty piece of art for my eyes to fondle!! This is the best day ever!!!!"

I don't want to hurt your head or anything, but your day is about to get way better. By using your special powers of "your parents' internet" and "half-hearted mouse clicking" you can turn this art into clothes.

Just go to the Threadless Muppet Challenge and vote the bejeezus out of my design. That's all you have to do. What do I ever ask of you? I'm sorry if I ask you if you're comfortable too much. I'm sorry if I bother you with my constant love. All I ever wanted was for you to know that you're special. I'll make you a deal: Go work your finger magic and I'll never speak to you again. I thinks that's a train we can all ride on.

NOW GO VOTE.

Until next time...

¡Paper!