Sexy results

Finally! News that is actually newsworthy!

After months of slaving away in the wee, sweaty hours of the morning, I've finally finished one of the big projects I've been working on lately.

Behold:

RHLS.COM

New York based clothing geniuses RUFFEO HEARTS 'LIL SNOTTY chose me to update their old website for them. The current website and lookbook are a V 1.0, if you will. The final version will be so mind-blowingly awesome, you're going to want to go buy one of these so you can keep it with you always, like an angel made of quality.

Be sure and check out the new web site, not just for it's magical and healing qualities, but mostly because there is a whole crap-ton of awesome clothing handmade by RHLS, right here in the USA.

Here's a little more about the company:
"Ruffeo Hearts Lil Snotty is more than a look. RHLS advocates for transparency throughout the entire process of making clothing. All garments are made in Red Hook Brooklyn by Mackswell and Sarah and a small team of seamsters, the "Hearts." Fabric is sourced from dead stock as much as possible or from local Mom and Pops Independently run stores in NYC."

Yeah, that was straight from the about page of the website, but let's face it, you people are lazy and I think we both know most of you weren't going to click the link without a little extra incentive. Geez, do I have to do everything around here?

Until next time!

PBS

The countdown begins!

Only a few more days before this blog unveils some übergroß projects up in this bizznazz. I've been breaking some serious tail to get some web projects for several super-cool businesses, and the magic it's unleashing even surprised this guy.

But until then, there are few more-finished projects to whet your palate.

Here's a tee design for a conference taking place in Detroit:



Also, don't forget about the NEWEST TEE up on Threadless, straight from the bowels of paperbeatsscissors' awesome belly.



Go vote on it now and all your dreams will come true. Well, all your dreams of helping awesome tees get printed. And I think we both know those are the only dreams of yours that matter.

NEWS FLASH!
Next week, Kyoutan Tochi tees will officially be available at the paperbeatsscissors supreme Etsy Shop. Don't forget to check back for more info!

Until next time!

PBS

Holy cow...

There are so many excellent things happening right now that I can no longer shield you from the super rainbow waves of greatness.

Which is good, since I've been majorly out of commission for almost a week with a terrible case of hives.

"OMG fella! How did you get hives?"

I'm glad you asked, semi-loyal reader. Mainly because my apartment complex has the most terrible water in the world.

Imagine an airplane full of dog crap and gasoline crashed into a factory that makes pennies and glue. Now imagine that factory was next to some sort of bog or swamp. Now imagine the wreckage from the plane-factory crash fell into the bog. Now imagine it rained a lot and the bog became a lake. Now imagine they put some pipes in the lake and pumped the penny-gas dog-poo water into a giant tank and mailed it to my apartment complex.

That's basically how I got hives.

BUT, I'm all un-itchy now and ready to get back to squeezing out some quality!

Here's a new Facebook addition:


There are a few new projects I'm cranking out, but we'll save those till tomorrow. And by tomorrow I mean "whenever this blog gets updated next".

In other news:
The first Mountain Man tee EVER sold like two days ago! It was bought by our new best friend, Olivia.

Yes, I know that's a picture of Chuck Norris, but that's exactly how bad-a Olivia's lucky friend is going to be wearing that sweet manly shirt.

You can still get your own Mountain Man tee RIGHT NOW at the paperbeatsscissors Etsy shop.
RIGHT OVER THERE →

Last but not least paperbeatsscissors has a new tee up on Threadless, so get your patootie over there and score it!


Until next time!

PBS