Monday, March 21, 2011

Kind of forgot this was here...

Sorry about that.

Here's the Paperbeatsscissors recipe for failure:

  • 1 Part loading all of my sexy art into my equally sexy Deviantart

  • 2 Parts general laziness

  • ½ Part working on new projects

  • 3 Parts accidentally getting addicted to Breaking Bad and watching 8 episodes in a row

You can see how equally sexy and non-sexy that is. On one hand, I am awesome, and I'm always up to some rapscillatory shenanigans. On the other hand you, my semi-faithful readers are deprived of the cocaine-laced eye candy you so desperately need a taste of.

So, as a reward for not being a traitor, here are the rest of my Starfox wallpapers that I SAVED for you.

Art dump! Woo!

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Get the "Falco In Space" wallpaper here.

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Get the "Time For Payback" wallpaper here.

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Get the "Slippy In Space" wallpaper here.

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Get the "Get This Guy Off Me" wallpaper here.

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Get the "Peppy In Space" wallpaper here.

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Get the "Barrel Roll" wallpaper here.

Woo! Feeling better? I might have to wipe twice, nay, three times after that art dump. A giant pile of steaming art crap, just for you. Only that crap is made of gold, wrapped in diamonds, and it just did your taxes for you.

You're welcome.

Until next time...

Monday, March 14, 2011

Pray for Japan

Need I say more?


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Get the "Japan" wallpaper here.

Until next time...

Friday, March 11, 2011

Fox McCloud Wallpapers

Am I the only one who played a lot of Starfox as a kid?

I hope not.

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Get the "Fox In Space" wallpaper here.

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Get the "I'm On My Way" wallpaper here.

Until next time...

Saturday, March 5, 2011

Deal with it like a boss

Nothing much going on with this post. Just another MIND BENDING wallpaper from the best thing that ever happened to you. Say good morning to the most inspirational thing you've had in front of your eyeballs since "Hang In There" kitty. Are you tired of people calling you "slow", "flaccid", or "Pee-Pants McWhineyboy"? Well then it time to grow some balls.

Or in this case, a mangina.

Download this wallpaper and feel yourself getting mightier with every second its colors are burning into your retinas. Deal with life just like you'd deal with Curly Jefferson.

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Get the "Deal With It" wallpaper here.

Until next time...

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

WP3: Postal Service - The District Sleeps Alone Tonight

I have a new role model, and his name is Charlie Sheen. Anyone who can compare themselves to an F-18 or claim to have tiger blood is ok in my book, and, frankly, should be working with me. The policy of this blog has always been, "If you can't stand the heat, then you better get out of the friggin' rays of the resplendent sphere that is my sexiness", and I think you'll agree with me when I say you're dumb if you think otherwise.

Sooooo here's the last wallpaper in the WALLPAPER TRIFECTA series featuring the Postal Service. The final wallpaper: The District Sleeps Alone Tonight. Cue video.

Wow. What a boner-jam. Let's get down to it. I wanted to capture that noice 80s feel from the video, so I did a lot of Googling of 80s fashions. I started by sketching my main girl and then did about seven backup dancers. Have a peek at those sketches:

After all the people were done, I made some buildings and the disco ball in Illustrator, and everything went into Photoshoppe. A custom scatter brush for the lights and some sexy font, and you got yourself a stew goin'. Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-check it out:

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Get the "The District Sleeps Alone Tonight" wallpaper here.

DOUBLETIME! This design is also on the fast track to becoming a tee shirt on Threadless. That is, it will be after you go vote for it nine times. Don't you want to wear this on your chest? Get out there and make something happen.

The District Sleeps Alone - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More

Until next time...