There hasn't been a post here in like... two months.
You must be a loyal reader if you're seeing this, and I have rewarded your loyalty with failure. There has been no relevant, delicious news for you to soak your eyeballs in for two long months, and for that I am eternally penitent.
Although... they say that no news is good news, and in that case I've just given you two months of good news. A gift you undoubtedly squandered.
You're welcome, and I forgive you.
Don't worry, formerly loyal readers, I promise updates will be made full of savory knowledge soon!