One more thing for you to not care about

Hey guess what, ungrateful people. I got a Tumblr.

For two reasons:

One - Apparently, some people can't be bothered to mosey on over to Blogger and care about important things like baby dolphins and world peace. I know it's not the right thing to do, but I'm catering to their laziness. I'm hoping my motherly love will help them see the error of their ways... or at least that my motherly look of soft tenderness and disappointment will guilt them into paying attention to me.

Two - Rather than posting a pixel art every three seconds, the Tumblr will be PIXEL EXCLUSIVE. I guess I'm just too prolific to have room for my barrels of mage-like art on one blog.

SO, there is a NEW pixel art over there right now. Yes! Right now! It's there! Go look at it!

TUMBLRRRRR

Until next time...

¡Paper!

Blogsclusive: Blue Bomber Desktop!

I went through all the trouble to make this Megaman wallpaper, and now I don't even like it that much.

POOPY! PEE-PEE! POTTY-DOO-DOO!

Here's a secret tip: At Paperbeatsscissors, we don't waste bad artwork. We replace the word "bad" with the word "exclusive". See? You already feel better! You're not sadly picking up half-chewed scraps from the mighty table of my brain - you're getting something special... look, I even carved your name in it! Yeah, well, it's on the back. It doesn't matter anyway. What does matter is, I made it for you. I made it for you while I was composing sonnets in my head about how sexy you are... or at least how sexy I wish you were. Something like this:

Beautiful blabbering babcock,
I bestow on you this bodaciously badnificent bauble:
Bask in it's bonerocity
And begone

Oh man... Like a shining unicorn tear.

Get the "Blue Bomber" wallpaper here.

Until next time...

¡Paper!

Your argument is invalid

Darth Vader riding a Yoshi.

Where is your god now?

More feelings

Mostly anger and betrayal right now...

Guess what Juicyfruit? Tutti and Fruiti are NOT two separate flavors.The next time you say that a pack of gum contains two FLAVORS, try to remember that flavor and color are two very different things - unless you're a package of Fun Pops.

Are you a package of Fun Pops, Juicyfruit? No, you are gum. That is why I bought you. But I also bought you because you claimed to contain two delicious flavors. If you weren't such a liar, we wouldn't even be having this fight.

Ok, now that that's out of the way, we can get down to some news.

DROID FEELINGS: SERIES DOS!!!!!!!

Get the "Gonk Droid Feelings" wallpaper here.

Get the "R5D4 Feelings" wallpaper here.

Get the "IG-88 Feelings" wallpaper here.

Get the "C-3PO Feelings" wallpaper here.

I was going to call it "Series Sexcellent", but series two was shorter. That's it! Eight sexy Star Wars wallpapers. Now ask nothing more of me. You can also download all of the wallpapers HERE.

Until next time...

¡Paper!

Band name, band name

We all know it's always been your secret dream to be cool. Well, too bad. Nothing you'll find here will make you cool, but it'll make you think that we think you're cool. This is the best, because you're happy, but we can still look down on you. Everyone wins.

Here's one more thing that won't make you cool.

Get the "Band of Skulls" wallpaper here.

Band of Skulls are easily one of the sexiest bands available to your ears right now. They are a three piece rock outfit from Southampton, England. They will rock your socks off, fill your socks with rocks, and then pummel your earholes with rock socks. Metaphorically. Be sure to check them out NOW.

Until next time...

¡Paper!

Wholly Crap!

just got real up in this bizzzzzzatch!

My Droid Feelings posters are now on Buzzfeed! I know! You've never been so sexually attracted to a robot before. At least, not since you saw Blade Runner.

So, apparently, all you have to do to become famous is make something related to Star Wars. But, who am I kidding? Fame is fame. Does it matter that I'm some kind of hideous fame suckerfish, riding with my limp lips attached to the strong whale-like chest of Star Wars?

Nah.

Actually, maybe this means I'll get to be a Jedi. About time.

Until next time...

Droid Feelings

I swear I'm going to talk about something interesting soon, but until soon happens, you'll just have to be happy with this mound of sexy art.

Eff bomb! New series!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!1!1111!1!!!!!!

These are the droids you're looking for! Express your feeble human emotions with these new wallpapers from Paperbeatsscissors.

If you'd rather download the pack of four, checkum out here.

Get the "Probe Droid Feelings" wallpaper here.

Get the "Battle Droid Feelings" wallpaper here.

Get the "R2D2 Feelings" wallpaper here.

Get the "MSE-6 Feelings" wallpaper here.

Until next time...

Treats!

Ok, so I was gone again, but this time I have an actual real reason, and not a completely awesome fake reason.

I've been in London for the past week and a half, and it was awesome. Naturally, I blended in seamlessly. Respect.

BUT since I've been gone for so long, here are three wallpapers that have already been available on my website for a long time! Old gifts! Yes! You might not feel special, but you can't be angry. Mostly because if you had just been a little more self-motivated, you could have had these already. I hope you learned your lesson.

Pokémon!

Get the "Charmander Starter" wallpaper here.

Get the "Bulbasaur Starter" wallpaper here.

Get the "Squirtle Starter" wallpaper here.

Catch them all. HA.

Until next time...