CAUTION: This post full of value.

You might want to be careful, because this post, much like Cillian Murphy's lips, is dangerously full. It's so full, you might want to stand back a little bit so you don't get soaked in quality when it explodes in a mushroom cloud of awesome.

Here's the deal. Paperbeatsscissors has a shirt up on Threadless! What does that mean for you? Not much, unless you get your tail over there right now and vote for the Mountain Man design. If the design wins, not only will you have the most rugged shirt you've ever owned, but I'll throw in FREE the extra fuzzy feelings you'll get from knowing that you're helping me get rich. Spiritually.

Here's the link for all you eager beavers reading this.

And while you're clicking that link, let this information sink into your brain:
I've already printed this shirt!

That's right. With the help of top secret science and magix I printed another version, in case you slackers don't pull through at Threadless. Here she is.



Shirt features:

• Otherly colors: Some people like blue. Some people like yellow. At paperbeatsscissors, we love all of those people, because at least they're not one of those people who likes pink.
• Manly beard: Are you tired of being made fun of and getting beat up? Then shut up and buy the Mountain Man shirt. The downy softness of the peach fuzz you're tenderly cultivating isn't getting the message across.
• Camouflage: Keen yellow color cleverly hides pit stains, lemons, canaries, and low self-esteem.
  

Hold your horses! I know you're practically drooling on whatever lame shirt you're wearing right now, but you'll have to be uncool a little while longer. The shirts will be available to buy next week on Etsy. More on that later.

This tee is currently being printed by the very excellent people at Veil Arms Clothing. They have some super great tee designs and are way awesome in general, so go check out their blog and website.

Until next time!

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